My Titties and You

20weeks

With this entry I am making a radical proposition, and you might want to sit down for this because it just may knock your socks off. Ready for it? Here it is…

My breasts are not obscene or pornographic in their natural state.

That’s it. That is my entire hypothesis. I hope you are able to recover from your shock enough to continue reading this next part…

As I write this entry my breasts are growing and filling up with milk to feed my future baby. Currently, she is resting peacefully in my womb, but soon she will be born and it’s safe to assume that she will be ravenous. I don’t expect that my daughter will be hungry only when it is convenient for me. She will not wait until I have finished my grocery shopping to start crying for milk. She will not wait patiently for me to leave the restaurant before demanding her dinner, and honestly I have no intention of making her wait longer than absolutely necessary.

She will eat whenever she is hungry, wherever I might be at the time. I will not “kindly step outside” or visit the smelly restroom to attend to her needs. I will not hide my breasts behind some bullshit “modesty blanket” to protect the delicate boundaries of propriety that dictate social norms I find offensive. I don’t care if the sight of my enlarged nipples  offends your delicate virgin eyes. I hold no stock in the societal belief that women’s bodies are dirty and shameful, and therefore must be covered up at all times.

My milk-filled breasts are beautiful, and I refuse to be ashamed of them in any way. When my daughter is hungry she will eat, and my physical location while I am feeding her will not be open to negotiations. Period.

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